It’s #SaturdaySnark time again folks and glory days, I wasn’t drowning in work this week so I can play too — WOOT! I’m once again revisiting Brian Foster, my nutty & paranoid forensic accountant in In the Red, which I can finally announce a release date for, by the by: January 3, 2012. At Loose Id!

Brian’s eyes glittered with an intensifying wildness that made Zachary’s heart hurt. “I need light, guns, and sex.”

Zachary hauled Brian up from the floor. “Food.” Brian’s muscles tensed in stiff reluctance, but he allowed Zachary to guide him to the old butter tubs cannibalized for soup bowls on the kitchen table. “Then sleep.” He pushed Brian down into a waiting chair.

Brian stared long minutes, his eyes as haunted as the ghosts that the movie insisted roamed this stretch of land. “Landis is wrong. They’ll come for me, Murdock, and they’ll get me. Because Landis doesn’t believe me. Nobody believes me. They’ll get me because TFOS is looking the other way.”

Gut knotted, Zachary waved to the spoon.

“Why? They’ll starve me again, and if I’m already weak, I won’t take as long to die.” Brian snorted. “I don’t want to suffer.”

Want more snark? Click on the banner above to swoosh right on over to Marie Sexton’s blog for even more snark action! And many thanks to Marie Sexton for the snarkiful fun! 😀

Oh, and since I’ve got y’all here…

WAHOO!!!

Collared is now available for download at Riptide for those who pre-ordered (or pre-order now)! YAY! YAY! YAY!

No, I haven’t had too much coffee. What makes you say that? 😉

Finally…If you haven’t signed up for my newsletter, please do so NOW. I’m updating my database tomorrow (Sunday) and will be giving away any title from my back and front list to one lucky subscriber when the newsletter goes out come Monday — and that includes the snark-tastic In the Red. So if you want a shot at a freebie of ITR? Sign up, sign up, sign up! 😀

Happy Saturday!